Over & Under We Went

Hi i'm isa! I am no good at keeping friends. I work around my peoples' schedules that don't care about my own. Have a license and a car but no place to go. Sixteen and sarcastic bc that's the only way i can bear myself.

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gleaks:

i’m made of skin so I guess I’m skinny

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postracialcomments:

VMA 2014

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heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

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me and bae having sex

bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar

intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

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This Pomeranian apparently got so upset with his new haircut that he started standing and walking around on his hind legs after he got back from the groomers…for 2 days.

luc-ienn:

thatonenarga:

toastradamus:

gayspicy:

unamusedsloth:

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And here he is before his haircut.

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Stop Him

too strong

He is evolving…

Have you ever been so mad you learned how to walk

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tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

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spoken-not-written:

jawngreenyoukiller:

howimetyoureffingmother:

favourite person in the world.

^

everybodyone

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lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

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newandclassicemo:

A high school banned the marching band from playing Fall Out Boy songs because the lyrics were suggestive.

A marching band

Isn’t allowed to play Fall Out Boy 

Because of suggestive lyrics

Marching bands are instrumental

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