Over & Under We Went

Hi i'm isa! I am no good at keeping friends. I work around my peoples' schedules that don't care about my own. Have a license and a car but no place to go. Sixteen and sarcastic bc that's the only way i can bear myself.

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the-depths-of-my-desires:

Fucking love this
hplyrikz:

I can relate to this

ssteigerwald:

frozenmusings:

I needs me some Baby Sven on my blog.

LOOK AT HIS LITTLE TAIL AND HOW HE WIGGLES IT

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The trailer has crushed me, and I am a puddle of emotion my dear followers

greymore:

ME BEFORE THE TRAILER: 

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"I’d like to know more about you." "There’s really not much to know about me, I mean look at me." 

"I AM."

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WHEN AFTER THE TRAILER:

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ME AFTER THE TRAILER/WAITING FOR THE MOVIE:

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WATCH THE TRAILER HERE!!!

TELL ME WHAT YOU GUYS THINK HERE!

http://prettyboyshyflizzy.tumblr.com/post/92556241189/uarhi-prettyboyshyflizzy

uarhi:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

a-little-bitofthis-and-that:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

so that video of the black lady beating up the white lady in the bank came on my dash again made me remember when

my mom beat the brakes off this white lady in macys when i was little cause she…

Anonymous asked: yoo bro that story was so funny we need another one tell us a funny sex story or your worst sexual performance ever

marley-gang:

benotafraidoffear:

ridleyempire:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

aiight here we go

so i met this girl on twitter we texting for a week or so then we start talking sexual im telling her all kinda freaky shit ” imma make you walk funny” “imma make you tapout” “imma go all night” “back to back rounds” “imma make you squirt” etc, hyping myself up you know how niggas do. so i go over there on a Friday night we doing the wholee sitting on the couch watching the movie thing pretending like we dont know what we here to do so then we start pushing each other play fighting then one thing leads to another and we going at it then we all that 4 play which im not going to get into detail with cause it has nothing to do with making the story funny so anywayyy we do doggy first I start off slow taking my time like

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then shes like go faster!! so i speed up then she starts throwing it back on a nigga

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that booty was so fat and it was just jiggling she moaning telling me its mines already but i shit u not i feel my nut coming in about 1 minute and 30 seconds so i pull it out trying to stop it from happening it just comes out right in the condom shes looks back at me like why’d you stop i look back at her like

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she looks down sees the cum in the condom then looks back at me like

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i look back at her like

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shes like

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she goes into her phone reading the text messages  i sent her in a low voice like “gonna give it to me all night” *chuckles* nope that didnt happen “gonna make me scream your name” *chuckles* nopeeee lol didnt happen so im like i can get it back up shes like nope you’ve done enough damage for tonight dont want you to hurt yourself shes like so i guess u can go home now im like ok left her house like Rasheed Wallace after the pistons lost in the playoffs in ‘07

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i get home log onto twitter i see her talking crazy

"i hate niggas who talk alot of shit about their sex game and dont back it up"

"just had the worst sex of my life… if u can call it that it was so fast"

her friend asked her who was it she was like "we’ll just call him the flash like the super hero cause that boy came and went faster than the speed of light"

im over there reading the tweets sad as shit… told my mans what happened showed him the tweet he was like you better go back over there and

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so i ask for redemption she says no for like a week then she finally agreed went over there and put in that work redeemed myself sat there watched her shaking and having spasms on the edge bed like

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talk shit now

happy ending

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Always reblogging this.

This was amazing

ebbaliciousz:

caliphorniaqueen:

brosephmcphearson:

If you tell me to “go deeper” and my pelvis already touching you… U just rude as hell

You know good n well I dun ran outta dick

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Plsssss lol

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blazedclone:

2damnfeisty:

Am I the only one that felt like this scene was monumental? A transgender woman teaching other women sex ed?

YES! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, it’s done. I’m watching this fucking show.

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Uzo Aduba auditions for every single role in Orange is the New Black. x

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I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

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crisscolferbert:

discover ur fate xo

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Write a women who’s  d e s p e r a t e  for a husband.

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I like sex in different areas.
..Secluded areas..public areas.
I like “position we just made up” sex.
I like “keep quiet” sex.
I like “ride my face” sex.
I like rough sex…
..Like “too sore for round 2” sex.
..Like bite marks, scratches & nail-digging, hair pulling, head-cradling sex.

I like passion, I like intensity; so my sex involves and needs the same.

"

- Dae Lee (Daeizm)

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